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August 18, 1996
Campfire Marshmallows
PO Box 318
Kaysville, UT 84037  

Dear Sirs:
I ate a bunch of your marshmallows tonight and I feel sick. I was at a party and we watched The Wizard of Oz. Each time somebody said "Dorothy" in the movie we had to eat one marshmallow. I was doing fine until Dorothy met the Cowardly Lion, and then I couldn't play anymore because I felt too queasy.    

I think the marshmallows must be defective. The freshness date on the bags I ate from is March 8, 1997. You may want to recall those bags so you can figure out what the problem is. I'm guessing somebody goofed in the factory and got the ingredients mixed up.

Please don't send me any coupons for alerting you to this defect, as even the thought of eating more of your marshmallows makes me want to hurl. My only motivation in writing tonight is to prevent others from suffering as I am now.   Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

Wilber Winkle
 5764 Stevens Forest Rd. #606
Columbia, MD 21045