December 16, 1995
L.R. Raymond, CEO
Exxon
225 East John W. Carpenter Freeway
Irving, TX 75062-2298

Dear Mr. Raymond:
Merry Christmas!!!

Just wanted to drop you a note and let you know how much I enjoy the smell of your gas. I purposely spill some on my hands whenever I fill up the tank so the aroma will stay with me throughout the day. My friends say I'm a jackass for doing this, but that doesn't stop me. Is there anything wrong with me sprinkling a little gas on my hands? I'm not a smoker, so it's not like I'm gonna blow up or anything.


 Very Truly Yours,

Wilber Winkle
 5764 Stevens Forest Rd. #60
 Columbia, Md 21045

P.S.
I note your from Irving, home of the Cowboys. Boy, that Barry Switzer sure is a dope. Can you believe that idiot went for it last week on 4th and 1 from his own 29 in a tie game! What a moron! Frankly, I think the man should be fired for that bonehead call. I think the Cowboys will make it to the Conference Final against the 49ers, but they don't have a chance against them.
My prediction:
49ers:34
Cowboys: 13